The Most Unfortunate Names!

Even though you may have once or twice in your life ,wanted to change your name to something cool and exiting, just know that there are people out there who have it a lot worse. Here is a list of some of the most unfortunate names out there, and these guys would kill to have parents who came up with something a little bit more traditional and boring. 

1. Dick Assman is the boss at a gas station in Canada, and David Letterman had him on his show in the 90′s due to the unusual name

2. Mike Litoris is another guy that wish he could speak at his baptism. Try saying that one out loud!

3. Torres is one of the most common surnames out there, but did they have to put Cleo in front of it?

4. Someone actually named their kid Jed I. Knight. I guess without the middle name, it actually sounds pretty cool

5. Jesus Condom! That guy never had a chance, but Jesus???

6. Batman bin Suparman from Singapore has a lot to live up to!

7. There is an asian taxi driver in New York called Phat Ho, but if he wasn’t born in America, you really can’t blame the parents for that one.

8. There is a Major in the British Army called Dickie Head. I wonder what the recruits call him when he puts them through hell during basic training….

9. Jack Goff. I bet John Smith is more than exotic enough now, huh?

10. Former Volleyballplayer for the Texas Longhorns, Destinee Hooker can always choose another career if sports doesn’t work out.

Destinee stretching out